Jokes

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what do you say to skeleton before tea?

bone up a tea (bon appetit) Tayla

Once on a island there was a blond a brunet and a ginger they were starving there was no food on the island and there was water all around on the island and there was another island that had a lot of food on it. They had to swim to get to, but there was a slight problem there was crocodiles in the water, they were all sitting on the island wishing they were on the other island. But soon after the ginger got bored of waiting and swum across to quater of the way and got eaten. Then a few days later the brunet said stuff the is I'm going to the island. So she swum a third of the way and got eaten. Then the next day the blond said I'm going too, so she swum half the way there and then... she got tired and swum back. Karan.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? a. because chickens were not invented.harry